I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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