Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
try to milk me bitch
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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