Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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