alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Mom said you looked used
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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