Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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