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How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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