I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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