I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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