KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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