i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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