Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Enjoy the penises
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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