Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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