I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Never underestimate the power of titties
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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