Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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