I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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