so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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