I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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