If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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