I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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