there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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