he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
