I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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