The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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