Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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