it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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