Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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