i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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