just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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