Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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