So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
