That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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