Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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