They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
