...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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