is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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