Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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