Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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