she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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