I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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