What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
do herpes really smell.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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