I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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