idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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