The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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