i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize