there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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