hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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