with your own penis?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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