why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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