At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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