people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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