i just google imaged poop.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He better not be in your backpack
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize
