I feel great
I just peed on a car
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I wear drunk well.
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