So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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