i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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